One Line Ascii Art for Facebook Status Updates

Here are some really cool One Line Ascii Art for Twitter, IM, Text Messages, and Facebook Status Updates. Use this on Facebook or Twitter to make your status updates more creative :) ASCII art is a graphic design technique that uses computers for presentation and consists of pictures pieced together from the 95 printable (from a total of 128) characters defined by the ASCII Standard from 1963 and ASCII compliant character sets with proprietary extended characters (beyond the 128 characters of standard 7-bit ASCII). Ascii Text Animals Caterpillar ...

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Top 50 Funny Facebook Status Update Ideas

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.  I said “no” to drugs, but they simply wouldn’t listen.  My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.  Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!  I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.  Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.  Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition!  X has decided to start having a balanced diet for a change – a beer in each hand!  X says how comes ...

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Funny Facebook Default Profile Pictures

Are you tired of boring default pictures on Facebook? Don't want want to have your real photo on your Facebook profile? Here is a very cool solution for you! Check out these awesome and funny modified default Facebook profile pictures. The concept is the same, blue and white picture. But there is a twist! These default Facebook pics feature some really awesome characters from different cartoons, movies, real life and games. Check them out and choose your favourite. Download the image you like and set it as your new cool Facebook profile pictu ...

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Cool quotes for Facebook status update

Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile wearing their shoes! You know why? Because when they see hear me criticize them, I am a mile away and I have their shoes! The most darkest time is just before dawn, so if you are looking to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the right time to do it! Lolz Do you think or feel that nobody in this world cares about you? Well, try missing on some credit card payments! The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to ...

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100+ Hilarious Funny Facebook Status Updates Ideas!

decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire! One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions. When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them? I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak. sometimes, not remembering mey be the better. X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing. X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while. X is the girl next door…if you live next door to ...

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